Alice laughed. “There’s no use trying,” she said. “One can’t believe impossible things.”
“I dare say you haven’t had much practice,” said the queen. “When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”
-Through the Looking Glass
I’m Nina Roy, an author of romance/women’s fiction and pseudonymous erotica who is only able to believe anything – except in the importance of sleep – after a good breakfast and coffee.